just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Randomize
