I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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