so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
