I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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