Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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