I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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