You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
