Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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