I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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