I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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