NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
