So drunk its hurt
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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