Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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