We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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