Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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