I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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We are two peas in an std pod
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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