Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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