I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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