the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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