piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
