I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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