I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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