Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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