It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
And then the night went full on bisexual.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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