Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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