In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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