what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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