don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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