Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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