What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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