porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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