I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Randomize
