I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Less talking, more tequila
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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