Having a random hookup so left but love u
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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