I love black thongs
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...