That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole