Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Shame - the story of my life.
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