I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs