So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts