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• (805): View more from California

  So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time

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• (530): View more from California

  Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.

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• (951): View more from California

  It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts

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