There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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