I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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