talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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