eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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