sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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