She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
