Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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