the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I am naked and annoyed.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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