Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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