can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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