Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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