yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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