He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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