Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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