So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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