i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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