I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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