Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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