grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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