Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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