D3 body, D1 cock
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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