i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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